The Obama Curruption Plan

Corruption has and always will be a part of the political life cycle until now. There is no room for fraud or stupidity it in the Barack H. Obama administration, be them by friend, foe or by disassociation. His love for Arab nations is spinning my head around, especially his love for Iran.

Barack H. Obama, has the IQ of 130, George W. Bush, 125, Hillary Clinton, 140, and we all know this is above average well slightly. These IQ scores are in the racks of some of the smarter people in the world like, Madonna who has the IQ of 140, Jayne Mansfield, 149, This is average not to be confused with Genius like, Stephen Hawking, 160, Sigmund Freud, 156, Myself, 151. What the below average person does not understand is how to go about ridding the world of corruption which is simple is you use the Obama plan and IQ has nothing to do with the way a mind works.

The first thing to do when ridding the world of corruption is to associate yourself with as many bad people you can. This outs the bad shady people so you can easily identify them at a later date when needed. The next thing you would do under the Obama method of freeing the world of evil is to disassociate yourself from anything horrific. When questioned about your association with evil, look at the person as if they are nuts, then pretend you never heard the name before in your life. If these are questions followed by pictures or video, you can either, deny ever being there saying that was never you, or you can point at the evidence, and say something like, No, that is, not me, we had a strong example of that when Obama was asked about his smoking. (“Yes I quit smoking, but I fall off the wagon a lot, a pack a day a lot.”)

Once you disassociate yourself from evil, you need to gain a holier then thou attitude. If the pasture is questionable then you know what you need to do, disassociate, deny, and forget. Now, having done all of the aforementioned, you need to spark controversy by exposing these people to the world. This would mean you will be questioned then you know what to do. Now, you need to surround yourself with corrupt people, because they will serve as a reminder to all that corruption still exists.

Now that you have exposed corruption for what it is, you want to add the buffoon, a vice president is a classic example. Having a buffoon by your side is the best way to show the world just how smart you are, it is like having a fat girl hang out with a few skinny one’s to make them look better.

Once you have all these simple rules down pat you need a plan, pick someone in history that was great and emulate them so you too can look like greatness, one rule you must never forget is never use God, or Ronald Reagan as your example for this can make some resentful towards you.

Now that you have had your first lesson in ridding the world of corruption, remember, if you mess this up like forgetting one of the rules, there is no turning back so make the best out of the mess that you created. Obama will make a wonderful president. He is the Messiah for so many. He has all his rules in place and is ready to take on the world. Oh crap, he used the lord as his example, well, he must have forgotten that rule so crucifixion is not out of contention for Obama in the future in case his plan falls short. He will have spent ten trillion if his plan gets passed. Can’t blame Bush for that one. To be continued….

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